VERSE
I know French. I insist
you put baguettes on your shopping list.
I’m a mensche. I’m the best.
Meet all the boys and I’m like “next.”

In Hawaii on vacation
say goodbye, education
No reply to accusations
Just comply with temptations

Like Moses, I’m in denial
‘scape to this lifestyle.
I’ll be on my isle.
Coughing up affluenza bile.

Crashed daddy’s Maseratti
in an LA safari
it was a dead end street
I'm just living out Taylor’s beats!

CHORUS
I know I’m classy, I do.
Ew. E A U.
All my vowels, so cute.
Ew. E A U.

VERSE
Pow! Look at me! Onomatopoeia!
Now, servant please. Bring me a sangria.
Rite of spring, yeah I’ll start a riot.
Losing my mind, on a liquid diet!

Yep, all juice. Gotta let loose.
Get that body bikini ready
with just a touch of abuse…

CHORUS
I know I’m classy, I do.
Ew. E A U.
All my vowels, so cute.
Ew. E A U.

VERSE
Read the news, and I’m like whoa.
I mean, bout shoes. And bout clothes.
I bring the booze, I bring da hoes
Sail da cruise, break the laws!

Here with my bitches, forget the FOMO.
Spend all our riches, we’re like YOLO.
Pregamin’ up in my apartment, though
thinkin’ about all o’ my portmanteaus

All my frenemies
backstabbin’ jealousy
any real friends? Yeah my bffl Emily.
she drinks with me, she cries with me,
she’ll probably even die with me.

Ew, that was morbid. I’ll stop.
She’s like ratchet. I’m like not.
I’ve got assets, like a yacht.
Celebutante, that’s when I thought:

CHORUS
I know I’m classy, I do.
Ew. E A U.
All my vowels, so cute.
Ew. E A U.

VERSE
OMG. LOL.
I’m sure I’d win the classy Nobel.
I’m trendy, and elegant, mademoiselle
Born in New Orleans, southern belle.

Sophisticated, underrated. True my ego is inflated.
Beauty queen. My routine? Signature vanilla bean.
Fashimite, I don’t bite, I think I am quite polite.
Madame. Always glam. 1% Uncle Sam.

Here’s some fertilizer.
Grow the hell up.
Order appetizers
‘fore sup.

Wear a chapeau with a little plume
Gonna find a beau, gonna catch him soon
Build a chateau, paper moon
Look in the trumeau. Swoon.

I play the flute. They call me cute.
Own six pantsuits. ewwwwwww